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Bitter Love Spat Halts Jury Selection

Posted May 19, 2011 by eggtreenews i

-Planet Anthony

Excerpt:

In keeping with the theme of the case, jury selection in the Casey Anthony trial was moving along like a tortoise on qualudes yesterday, when Honorable Badass Perry abruptly slammed on the breaks and announced court would be adjourned until this morning. Media whiplash ensued. No explanation was given, but lead attorney Jose Baez was kind enough to immediately text the annoying, intrusive media he complains so much about, and tease them with evasive talk of “a private matter” that warranted his immediate attention.

Some spectators assumed the obvious: a long lunch at Margaritaville went terribly wrong, and left him with a serious case of The Sickly Spins. Others figured his severe allergies to work and responsibility kept him from returning to the courthouse after lunch. The theories were abundant, indeed. But the truth is far more insidious than any theory posed thus far.

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