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Local Fool To Play ‘Captain-Save-A-Ho’ at Upcoming Murder Trial - eggtree
by mom_in_il Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:03 am
31 Mar
Local Fool To Play ‘Captain-Save-A-Ho’ at Upcoming Murder Trial
Posted March 31, 2011 by eggtreenews
Excerpt:
-Orlando, FL
Local fool George Anthony is gearing up for the role of a lifetime, people. After spending decades under merciless gremlinwife Cindy’s thumb, and mooching off her meager earnings while zealously maintaining his assprint on the sofa cushions, George is now preparing for a breakout role as ‘Captain Save-a-Ho’ at his daughter’s upcoming murder trial. The announcement was made yesterday, after a series of painful beatdowns suffered by the homicidal harlot’s porridge-brained defense team. Lead idiot with a law degree (and a hole in the head), Jose Baez, lost the latest round of “Drop All The Evidence or I’ll Say You Hate Hispanics, Judge Perry,” and was finally forced to pull the last brain damaged rabbit out of his sombrero. And that special-ed rabbit is local fool (and now murderer and child molester, according to Jose’s flexible definition of reasonable doubt), George Anthony.
READ MORE: http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/local-fool-to-play-captain-save-a-ho-at-upcoming-murder-trial/
Local Fool To Play ‘Captain-Save-A-Ho’ at Upcoming Murder Trial
Posted March 31, 2011 by eggtreenews
Excerpt:
-Orlando, FL
Local fool George Anthony is gearing up for the role of a lifetime, people. After spending decades under merciless gremlinwife Cindy’s thumb, and mooching off her meager earnings while zealously maintaining his assprint on the sofa cushions, George is now preparing for a breakout role as ‘Captain Save-a-Ho’ at his daughter’s upcoming murder trial. The announcement was made yesterday, after a series of painful beatdowns suffered by the homicidal harlot’s porridge-brained defense team. Lead idiot with a law degree (and a hole in the head), Jose Baez, lost the latest round of “Drop All The Evidence or I’ll Say You Hate Hispanics, Judge Perry,” and was finally forced to pull the last brain damaged rabbit out of his sombrero. And that special-ed rabbit is local fool (and now murderer and child molester, according to Jose’s flexible definition of reasonable doubt), George Anthony.
READ MORE: http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/local-fool-to-play-captain-save-a-ho-at-upcoming-murder-trial/
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