Baez Pitches Telemundo Soap Opera Plot in Lieu of Opening Statement - eggtreenews

by mom_in_il Wed May 25, 2011 4:53 pm

25 May
Baez Pitches Telemundo Soap Opera Plot in Lieu of Opening Statement
Posted by eggtreenews

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-Planet Anthony

In a move of astonishing incompetence, lead defense “attorney” Jose Baez delivered a half-baked Telemundo soap opera plot in lieu of an opening statement yesterday in the murder trial of Casey Anthony. His slapdash, melodramatic presentation followed a long lunch break, fueling speculation of a defense team party at Margaritaville, complete with peyote and a hotboxed ride on the shortbus back to the courthouse. The proud Hispanic Hero, who may as well have been wearing a Zorro costume while pitching his nefarious plot ideas, waddled into the courtroom belchspelling “U.G.L.Y. C.O.P.I.N.G.,” and proceeded to dazzle jurors with wild and raunchy tales of sexual abuse, accidental drownings, bodysnatching meter readers with small bladders, corrupt cadaver dogs out to get Hot Mess Casey Anthony, and a nationwide conspiracy to obstruct justice.

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