Aruba to Stash Excess Garbage in Peruvian Jail Cell

Aruba to Stash Excess garbage in Peruvian Jail Cell

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-Lima, Peru

Arubian officials announced last week that they plan to stash their enormous sack of human filth, Joran van der Sloot, in a jail cell in Peru for the next 35 years. The putrifying sack, which has grown exponentially more offensive over the last five years, was originally stored comfortably in the aromatic, spa-like setting of Aruba’s ‘Justice Department and Country Club.’ Somewhere along the line, however, the wretched mass became self aware, and even sprouted arms and legs. Before long, the repulsive trashbeast had mastered the mechanics of human movement, and even threatened to destroy the livelihood of the entire island by scaring off tourists and garbage men alike with its hideous presence.

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